9. The first of the "Summer blockbuster season," and possible my favorite movie of the summer. I am so fucking grateful when a comic book movie remains true to its original material and doesn't fall victim to the "I can make it better" syndrome so prevalent in Hollywood (Superman, Hulk, X-Men, etc). While slightly updated for contemporary sensibilities (I believe in the comic, Tony Stark became Iron Man in the jungles of Vietnam, not the deserts of the middle east), the story remains essentially unmolested. And aside from the inexplicable pussifying of Jim Rhodes, the characters are very much their comic counterparts. Visually, the producers hit the mark precisely, and I enjoyed watching every CGI-spewed effect sequence. Probably too late to see it in the theaters, rent Iron Man at the earliest possible moment.
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For the love of god, no! It's two whole hours of your life that you'll be begging to have back! Not only is this not worth seeing, it may well be worth not seeing. |
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If, while flipping through network TV channels in some dive motel, your choices are this or the Weather Channel... choose this. The parts they edit out for network broadcast won't make a bit of difference. |
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Let's be realistic. Of course you're going to go out and see that annoying old college room mate over a few beers. But set the VCR for this as you're headed out the door. Some night at 3:00 am when the insomnia's kicked in and you're thinking about calling him again, pop this in instead. You won't feel like you wasted your night this time. |
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Rent it if Blockbuster is out of new releases or you need to rent a movie that can be made substancially more fun by watching with a bunch of friends. It'll be better than Ishtar, I gaurentee. |
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Movies like this make it worth subscribing to the premium movie channel of your choice just so you can avoid the year long wait that it takes to reach regular TV. |
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It'll be great on your balls-nasty home theater system. And you'll feel all financially smug knowing you waited for it. |
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Got a free movie pass? Now's the time, baby! The only thing seperating this from a good rental is that there's something about it that you should see on a whopping big theater screen or surrounded by the unwashed masses with bathtubs full of greasy overpriced popcorn. |
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The Scenario: You have 2 hours worth of afternoon to waste and you're out of clean underwear. You can either go see this flick or do some laundry. Settle into those skid marks for one more day and get out there. |
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Go ahead, take the afternoon off for a nice matinee. You'll feel like a wealthy man knowing you saw this film and only paid 5 bucks to do it. |
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The traffic, the crowd, the wallet sucking full price admission, and the 6 dollar Twislers..... By the time you leave the theater after seeing this, they'll have all been worth it. |
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No matter how many times you see it, this one's entertaining every single time. You won't mind paying full price for it again and again, and you'll probably want to own it as soon at it's out on DVD. |