4. The Descent isn't a bad little horror movie, good for an afternoon's, or a really late night's, enjoyment. A pretty much straightforward "what you see is what you get" kind of movie with no surpises (though they tried to work one pointlessly into the plot). Bunch of tough, modern girls decide to go cave climbing, get trapped, and stumble upon a bunch of humanoid monsters while they're trying to get out. The work with the monsters here is excellent... inhuman, but human enough to make your skin crawl, and they're shot perfectly, in rough, "eye witnessy" kind of perspective. Got some genuine screams from the girls in the audience. Strangely, I think what sold the film, though, was the claustrophobia that was forced upon you with every shot and scene. It's not so much that you've stumbled upon flesh-eating monsters, it's that you're fucking trapped hundreds of feet underground!!... with flesh-eating monsters. Cue the mad dash to survive and escape. That's about it. Can't say I'd recommend shelling out the dough to see it in the theater, but it's probably a good rental, if only to avoid the slaughtering the network TV editors will give it someday.
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For the love of god, no! It's two whole hours of your life that you'll be begging to have back! Not only is this not worth seeing, it may well be worth not seeing. |
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If, while flipping through network TV channels in some dive motel, your choices are this or the Weather Channel... choose this. The parts they edit out for network broadcast won't make a bit of difference. |
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Let's be realistic. Of course you're going to go out and see that annoying old college room mate over a few beers. But set the VCR for this as you're headed out the door. Some night at 3:00 am when the insomnia's kicked in and you're thinking about calling him again, pop this in instead. You won't feel like you wasted your night this time. |
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Rent it if Blockbuster is out of new releases or you need to rent a movie that can be made substancially more fun by watching with a bunch of friends. It'll be better than Ishtar, I gaurentee. |
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Movies like this make it worth subscribing to the premium movie channel of your choice just so you can avoid the year long wait that it takes to reach regular TV. |
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It'll be great on your balls-nasty home theater system. And you'll feel all financially smug knowing you waited for it. |
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Got a free movie pass? Now's the time, baby! The only thing seperating this from a good rental is that there's something about it that you should see on a whopping big theater screen or surrounded by the unwashed masses with bathtubs full of greasy overpriced popcorn. |
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The Scenario: You have 2 hours worth of afternoon to waste and you're out of clean underwear. You can either go see this flick or do some laundry. Settle into those skid marks for one more day and get out there. |
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Go ahead, take the afternoon off for a nice matinee. You'll feel like a wealthy man knowing you saw this film and only paid 5 bucks to do it. |
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The traffic, the crowd, the wallet sucking full price admission, and the 6 dollar Twislers..... By the time you leave the theater after seeing this, they'll have all been worth it. |
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No matter how many times you see it, this one's entertaining every single time. You won't mind paying full price for it again and again, and you'll probably want to own it as soon at it's out on DVD. |