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For the love of god,
no! It's two whole hours of your life that you'll be begging
to have back! Not only is this not worth seeing, it may well
be worth not seeing. |
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If, while flipping
through network TV channels in some dive motel, your choices
are this or the Weather Channel... choose this. The parts they
edit out for network broadcast won't make a bit of difference. |
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Let's be realistic.
Of course you're going to go out and see that annoying old college
room mate over a few beers. But set the VCR for this as you're
headed out the door. Some night at 3:00 am when the insomnia's
kicked in and you're thinking about calling him again, pop this
in instead. You won't feel like you wasted your night this time. |
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Rent it if Blockbuster
is out of new releases or you need to rent a movie that can be
made substancially more fun by watching with a bunch of friends.
It'll be better than Ishtar, I gaurentee. |
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Movies like this make it worth subscribing to the premium movie channel of your choice just so you can avoid the year long wait that it takes to reach regular TV. |
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It'll be great on
your balls-nasty home theater system. And you'll feel all financially
smug knowing you waited for it. |
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Got a free movie
pass? Now's the time, baby! The only thing seperating this from
a good rental is that there's something about it that you should
see on a whopping big theater screen or surrounded by the unwashed
masses with bathtubs full of greasy overpriced popcorn. |
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The Scenario: You have
2 hours worth of afternoon to waste and you're out of clean underwear.
You can either go see this flick or do some laundry. Settle into
those skid marks for one more day and get out there. |
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Go ahead, take the
afternoon off for a nice matinee. You'll feel like a wealthy
man knowing you saw this film and only paid 5 bucks to
do it. |
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The traffic, the
crowd, the wallet sucking full price admission, and the 6 dollar
Twislers..... By the time you leave the theater after seeing
this, they'll have all been worth it. |
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No matter how many times
you see it, this one's entertaining every single time. You won't
mind paying full price for it again and again, and you'll probably
want to own it as soon at it's out on DVD. |